Water, water in our tank, but not a drop to use.

Our water pump is broken. Boo! So inconvenient. How will I take a shower or even get water to take a shower? I tried to boil some water from our smaller "rain barrel", but it still looked kinda grimy. Well, I read something that said nickname your inconveniences, so you can approach them with familiarity instead of fear and dread. What should we call this one?